longed fartcoin also bought useless and btc

so the crackhead has fired his bullets already cool

this is not how we build microstrategy but for eth but on chain

hyperliquid down for anyone else rn?

GRUG SEE BIG POT GROW; $STRAT ROCK GO BOOM! Grug listen. 1. Big pot hold many shiny ETH-stones. When tribe folk give pot new ETH-stones, pot grow big. 2. Pot get gift stones every sunrise. Little fee-stones drop in by magic (from folks’ trade tickets). Pot grow bigger even when tribe sleeps. 3. Very few new $STRAT stones born. New $STRAT only come when someone trade special promise stick for it. Promise stick then burn in fire. Pot owe less. 4. Pot stones grow faster than $STRAT stones. Same number of STRAT share bigger pot ⇒ each $STRAT worth more shiny. 5. If $STRAT ever trade cheap, smart hunter grab cheap $STRAT, swap for ETH-stones in pot, make easy gain. Price jump back up. So: big pot always fatter, $STRAT stones stay scarce, clever hunters keep price from falling. $STRAT stone go up.

ethstrategy launches in 40 minutes so here's a quick rundown on the flywheel How $STRAT captures upside and pushes its price higher Imagine $STRAT is one giant piggy bank full of shiny ETH coins. Here’s how each $STRAT token (your little “share” of the piggy bank) can become worth more over time: 1. More coins keep dropping in, but hardly any new tickets are printed. - People lend their ETH to the piggy bank (they get an IOU and a golden ticket they might use later). - That ETH stays inside, so the pile of treasure grows. 2. The piggy bank also earns pocket-money every day. - The golden tickets include a tiny hidden “fee” that goes straight into the piggy bank as extra ETH. - So even while the bank is just sitting there, the treasure slowly gets bigger. 3. New $STRAT tokens only appear if someone swaps their IOU plus golden ticket for them. - That swap burns the IOU, so the piggy bank’s debts shrink while only a few fresh tokens come out. 4. Because the treasure (ETH) grows faster than the number of tickets (STRAT), each ticket now represents a fatter slice of treasure. - Bigger slice = higher price. 5. If the market ever forgets this and $STRAT drifts too low, smart kids can grab cheap tokens, trade them back to the bank for ETH, and earn an easy profit—pushing the price right back up. TL;DR: The piggy bank keeps filling with ETH and pocket-money, while very few new $STRAT tickets get printed. That makes every existing ticket cover more treasure, so its price naturally climbs.

ethstrategy launches in 40 minutes so here's a quick rundown on the flywheel How $STRAT captures upside and pushes its price higher Imagine $STRAT is one giant piggy bank full of shiny ETH coins. Here’s how each $STRAT token (your little “share” of the piggy bank) can become worth more over time: 1. More coins keep dropping in, but hardly any new tickets are printed. - People lend their ETH to the piggy bank (they get an IOU and a golden ticket they might use later). - That ETH stays inside, so the pile of treasure grows. 2. The piggy bank also earns pocket-money every day. - The golden tickets include a tiny hidden “fee” that goes straight into the piggy bank as extra ETH. - So even while the bank is just sitting there, the treasure slowly gets bigger. 3. New $STRAT tokens only appear if someone swaps their IOU plus golden ticket for them. - That swap burns the IOU, so the piggy bank’s debts shrink while only a few fresh tokens come out. 4. Because the treasure (ETH) grows faster than the number of tickets (STRAT), each ticket now represents a fatter slice of treasure. - Bigger slice = higher price. 5. If the market ever forgets this and STRAT drifts too low, smart kids can grab cheap tokens, trade them back to the bank for ETH, and earn an easy profit—pushing the price right back up. TL;DR: The piggy bank keeps filling with ETH and pocket-money, while very few new $STRAT tickets get printed. That makes every existing ticket cover more treasure, so its price naturally climbs.

that was the plan everything recovered into EOM we even had new high deviation on ETH big macro week into anal august im flat taking just select trades

every day we stray further away from god

guy who posts his own tweet slop in the gc all the time