Oblivion Gorilla #2653

Oblivion Gorillas - ancient, mighty warriors who dwelled in the universe's underbelly for millions of years. Boredom struck, so they fired up their colossal, ancient cosmic cruiser and leaped through a black hole, their portal to distant realms. Landing on Earth, they discovered LSD, marijuana, cigarettes, and whiskey with cola. Earth gorillas? Too dull. Human chicks? Just right. War-weary, they embraced crypto to fund their new vices, ruling as enigmatic titans forged in the stars.