Tokenization of everything means liquidity for nothing btw.

Ppl have interestingly stopped thinking that fartcoin is the leading indicator for the entire crypto market. Yet it tapped 1.6 and went straight to goblintown and now quite literally everything is following it. Pengu and bonk down 800M this week. Spx down 500M. Interesting.

There is 0 bid on memes, it’s actually incredible. Fck.

Dear @vladtenev CT collectively tried to put millions into the IPO for figma. You gave everyone one share and said ligma. Quite literally 0 shares would be better than creating a tax item for 1 share. Coupled with your actions in 2020 it seems you simply don’t care. The amount we tried to put into figma pales in comparison to the amount of crypto we could put into the Robin Hood app. But since you won’t list fartcoin, to us it feels like a trap. Robin Hood is making a long term crypto bet. To win it would be prudent to pay attention to crypto natives from this Twitter app you’ve met. Fartcoin doesn’t need Robin Hood. RH needs fartcoin to show CT that it’s trying to be an agent of good. Do the right thing Vlad.

Thanks for 1 share Vlad. That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. Really awesome man. Appreciate you. Fantastic. Tf am I gonna do with 1 share.

Up Only with gainzy and ledger streamed on pump. Ledger prob not doing anything rn. E1: Cobie.

Gainzy could be the Up Only of this cycle. Cobie is a kingmaker. Imagine Cobie going on gainzy stream. Like a passing of the torch. It’s so hard to imagine but what if…

I know everyone clowns on gainzy cuz of his streams and bets and despite the hair line somehow has a full bush on his shoulders but he’s pretty astute. The ability to easily bring anyone up is a competitive advantage that gives pump streaming a chance.

I took a philosophy class on epistemology last semester. We explored all kinds of arguments for why we might be living in a simulation. But after hearing some of the smartest people make their case, the most compelling evidence I’ve seen for us living in a simulation is $FARTCOIN above a $1B market cap.

In high school I moved from Chicago to a small town in the middle of nowhere. And let me tell you it was a weird af place. Dancing was banned if you could believe that. Very religious town. There was one church and everyone went every Sunday. The preacher had a daughter and she was a total dime. 12/10 fr. Things got complicated. She had a bf but she was a rebel and I think she was drawn to the fact that I didn’t care about the dancing ban. Man I loved dancing. Used to do it in empty warehouses around town. Long story short she invited me to dinner with her preacher dad. I had made the mistake of having chili for lunch. I think I was winning him over until I couldn’t hold it in any longer. I let the loudest god damn fart rip. His face omg. His wife burst out laughing. And then he did. He agreed to let us have senior prom after that. Everyone had a great time. Dancing was no longer banned after the successful prom. The town had a massive economic revival. Didn’t work out with the girl. She was a bad dancer and you know how that translates to bed skills. I wonder if her and her dad know about crypto. I hope they have some fartcoin. That would be neat.