GOOD EVENING X! Lamb chops for dinner. What are you making?

TARIFF: Wonder why the only two countries that retaliated against Trump were China and Canada. Is Canada a vassal of China?

SECRET SERVICE: Trump has had it. He’s bringing in a new crop of agents. Meet the newest member of the Secret Service, special agent Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

PRO-TIP: Start hanging out with folks from UT, UMich, Rice, U Kentucky… also try to get to know whites, Hispanics, and Indians…

TERROR: Two illegals attempted to kill multiple ICE agents in Colorado Springs. They are on the run but local police are prohibited from helping ICE capture them.

WHOOPS? Dallas Drama News…

I’m going have to try this…

MAD MEN: Who is Pepsi targeting with this campaign? h/t @klara_sjo

GRIFT: Trump won’t buy Kamala Harris’ book 107 Days… I suspect most people don’t care about the shortest and most expensive presidential campaign in history.

DURHAM ANNEX: Durham concluded that the evidence proved that Obama and Clinton engineered a multi-year soft coup against candidate and then President Trump. His findings show just how close they came to succeeding. Who saved the Durham Annex from the fire? It was in a burn bag hidden in a secret room in the Hoover Building but it was never destroyed, why? Was it a patriot? Or was it just a mistake? The Durham annex is a classified appendix to Special Counsel John Durham’s final report on the origins of the FBI’s 2016 Trump, Russia investigation, also known as Crossfire Hurricane. It was discovered by FBI Director Kash Patel in a hidden room at FBI Headquarters, a room apparently sealed off during James Comey’s tenure and never disclosed publicly. Inside that secret space, Patel found multiple “burn bags”, containers normally used to destroy classified documents, that contained thousands of pages, including the previously unreleased annex.