🚨 NEW: YouTube is rolling out AI verification to analyze behavioral patterns to detect if users are under 18 and adjust content accordingly. This is on top of the recent news that Australia is banning account creations for users under 16. Expect AI age estimation to become a commonplace thing across various internet platforms. No more lying about your age, kids. We’re sorry you didn’t live in the Golden Age.

Shit, we got locked out of YouTube. They saw we watched videos about anime, How to Train your Deagon, and Bionicles and estimated that we’re 12. It’s over, chat.