Web2 vibe-coding companies are valued Billions @Almanak__ brings it onchain Kaito becomes AI Slop arena Almanak + @cookiedotfun change this trend 🧵 : That is how we can monetize it

@Almanak__ is a platform to automate DeFi strategies using AI agents and vibe coding Imagine getting access to: → Simple DeFi without noise → Tools that were available only to institutions → A fully automated earnings → Security for both your assets and your data (2/13)

Back in winter, we joined ALMANAK sale on @legiondotcc Valuation -- $45M FDV TGE unlock -- 30% Vesting -- 18 months after a 6-month cliff Then I pledged $25K myself (3/13)

Now team launches a real product -- Autonomous Vault ( managed by AI agent ) Competitor fot it is @gizatechxyz → $15M TVL → $200M+ MCap → Agent yield of 15% APY (8–10% real yield) Almanak has: → Same $15M TVL → 40%+ APY (real 8–10%) Calculator to estimate the Almanac vault’s yield: → (4/13)

Points program has been launched together with Vault 150k points are distributed daily til 14th August 1 point = 1 token ( 0.45 % of Supply ) If you participated in Legion sale, deposit the same alloc. into the Vault, to receive not 30%, but 50% unlocked at TGE SMART (5/13)

Starting August 14, second phase of vault rewards will launch Depending on the team’s decision, there will be between 333,333 to 666,666 points distributed daily ( 1-3 % til TGE ) Sounds way more juicy (6/13)

InfoFi has a few major problems: – AI slop – Token dumps right after TGE Almanak, together with Cookie, try to change that That’s why from July 24th to October 24th they’ll distribute 0.5% of the total supply through Cookies initiatives But in a completely new way (7/13)

Instead of rewarding AI farming content, 80% of the rewards will go to cSnaps holders, and only 20% to regular Yappers (Snaps) This marks the beginning of a new *Attention Capital Markets* meta -- one that backs your tweets with MONEY (8/13)

What do Snaps holders get? – 20% of the reward pool (0.1% of total supply at TGE) – Top 25 Snappers will receive preferential terms for $ALMANAK presale ($75M FDV, 100% unlock at TGE) (9/13)

What do cSnaps holders get? – 80% of the reward pool (0.4% of total supply at TGE) – Top 50 cSnappers will receive preferential terms for $ALMANAK presale ($75M FDV, 100% unlock at TGE) (10/13)

If Snaps are simple -- just post and earn -- then cSnaps holders qualify by: → Depositing $500 into Almanak Vaults OR → Being a Legion Community R1 investor OR → Being a Legion Community R2 investor RN I’m in the top 25 for the first deposit on Legion (11/13)

There’s a second wave of the Legion sale → $90M FDV → 100% TGE → 21th Aug TL;DR → Participated in sale? Deposit into the vault → Have not? Deposit 1–2% of depo into the sale → Want 15-40% stablecoin yield? Deposit 3–5% of stables into the vault (12/13)

And just recently they’ve started launching *AI Kitchen* (For 100 whitelisted users) now Essentially, it’s an automated assistant for DeFi → Explore live strategy flows from ideation to deployment → Deploy on-chain strategies To help you with this, there’s an *AI Swarm* of bots: - Strategist - Coder - Debugger - QA Engineer - Permission Manager - UI Designer - Deployer - Reviewer - Troubleshooting Assistant - Stack Expert (13/13)

Team behind Almanak to stay tuned: @0xTink3r @0xLars_ @NeoAlmanak @0xAgentKitchen @Panluq @Marcia_Ong @0xIntoThePale