Twitter founder dinner SF: > We’re not B2B or B2C , we’re B2VC > We raised at $50M pre on a vibes deck. > Our backend is literally one Claude 4 prompt now > We only hire people who were banned on LinkedIn > Everyone on the team went to Stanford bro LinkedIn founder dinner: > We failed, pivoted, and now we’re on track to become the Uber for oat milk > We re-aligned our KPIs to unlock holistic stakeholder outcomes > Our Q3 net-promoter delta is trending positively at +0.3% YoY > We’re not a SaaS company. We’re a movement